Bill: Proposed Legal Legitimacy Act

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Author: Lil Digi, MP
Sponsor: Lysander Lyon, MP
Act of Parliament

A
BILL TO
Give Meaning to the Lawyer Profession​

1. Short Title
(a) This bill shall be referred to as the “Legal Legitimacy Act"
(b) This bill is authored by Lil Digi.

2. Lawyer Exam Mandate

(a) Only individuals who have received the in-game Lawyer role for passing the university exam, and hold the role at the time of the appeal and for its entire duration, are to be considered valid counsel for another individual.
(b) In alignment with the constitution, individuals who do not hold the in-game Lawyer role are not obligated to be lawyers to represent themselves in a court of law.

Enactment: This Act comes into force immediately upon passage.

Spoiler: Digi Raps

I tried and tried and tried
'Til the R switched place with the I
I'll never forget that July
The worst that I felt in a while
I'm glad that you think that I'm soft
I'm glad that you think that I'm shy
I need you to think all these things
I got bigger than what's in my mind
I'll take it, an eye for an eye
I'll send a boy up to the sky
I still haven't lost any sleep
And I definitely didn't cry
Ayo, West get back in the ride
'Cause that's definitely not the guy
Mistaken identity mixed with adrenaline, almost just kissed you goodbye
It's rap, so it sound like a lie
When I talk to you and I confide
I'm goin', goin' back to Avi
I got hearts in both of my eyes
I'm sleeping with death on my mind
'Cause the shots that I called in my time
And karma has been on my side
But I also just heard that she's blind
That staff might just switch on a dime
'Cause they can't even see I'm the guy
Pressure been getting applied and I know I been bad with replies
The lawsuit I got is fried, 'til the R switched place with the I
They'll frame it as people retired
But we know what's a truth and a lie
And they'll act like we signin' a deal
When they pay me for wastin' my time
And they'll act like I lost my appeal
But they'll pay me for changin' they mind
They got wind of the fact I was hit
And the whole world started to chime
Not scared of no suit or no tie
'Cause damn, victory always been mine
If I free up, my bro gotta live with it
'Cause we know that that man isn't innocent
If they sayin' he did it, he did the stuff
But he still might come home in a little bit
Four hundred racks on the head
How am I spendin' so frivolous?
I act like the money's unlimited
If a Rolex I want 'bout to drop
I reserve the things like I'm original
Barber from 6 went broke
And he under my arm like I'm ticklish
How do they say they got classics
If it's stuff that you never revisited?
And if that's the stuff you revisited
Then why am I boss of the business?
Fellas been talkin' about Digital
Knowin' how things could get physical
People gon' see me at birds
And act like they moving’ invisible
If a Rolex I want 'bout to drop
I reserve it like the original
Fifty millimeter president
For all the times things got political
This video, I'm never submittin' it
'Cause I know that they'll never consider it
This might be the one year I won
'Cause I know how they like to position it
They gotta do it in increments
What happened to Digi from 2019
When all of the moments was intimate?
What happened to Digi with the innocence?
I don't think we'll be seein' him again