Case: Pending Jebediah Crumplesnatch vs Bloggy Woggy

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Jebediah Crumplesnatch, Plaintiff
v.
Bloggy Woggy, Defendant​

Civil Complaint:
The defendant has on numerous occasions, spread vile vicious rumours that I am bald. This is false.

Parties:
Plaintiff: Jebediah Crumplesnatch
Defendant: Bloggy Woggy

Factual Allegations:
- I have hair
- Calling be bald is patently untrue.
- I cannot walk down the street without people calling me "Egg", "Chrome Dome" or "Jebaldiah"


Legal Claims:
- By repeatedly making provably false statements, the defendant has harmed my reputation and caused severe emotional damage, against the terms of the Anti Slander Act


Prayer for Relief:

1) An apology from Bloggy for calling me bald.
2) A high quality toupée
3) $20,000,000 in emotional damages

Verification:

I, Jebediah Crumplesnatch, hereby affirm that the allegations in the complaint AND all subsequent statements made in court are true and correct to the best of the plaintiff's knowledge, information, and belief and that any falsehoods may bring the penalty of perjury.

 

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Evidence:

 

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Evidence part #2: