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Case: Adjourned Crumplesnatch v. Azalea Isles (2025) CV 02

Motion for Sanctions and Default Judgement
Your honour, I am regretful to be in the position where I have to bring this motion forward, however the defence has given me little to no choice.

Speaker Milkcrack has repeatedly shown contempt for this court, missing deadlines, attacking all participants, refusing to back up a single one of his assumptions with legal fact.

The defence has one again failed to abide by the deadlines set by this court, despite clear and specific warnings from you. Milkcrack has made it clear that he does not respect the courts jurisdiction on this matter, and in doing so he has made a mockery of our legal system.

Given his previous warnings for failing to abide by deadlines, lack of decorum, and contempt, I move that he be Sanctioned and that you now make your ruling on the evidence currently provided, within the set deadlines.
 
Upon review, the Court will be partially striking the Defendant's words. As stated before, the first sentence you highlighted illustrates an argument in this case. The first sentence shall be taken into consideration as it contains the legal argument. The second sentence, it provides such assertion. For clarity, I note the sentence that has been kept in green and the one striken from the record in red:
"Previous parliaments did not have to repeal previous standing orders in order to pass new ones. This is because they recognised that previous standing orders do not transfer."

In addition, seeing as more than 48 hours has elapsed, the Court will be hereby charging the Defence with contempt of court for failure to reply within the deadlines. The Ministry of Justice is hereby ordered to fine Speaker MilkCrack a total sum of $500 and jail him for 10 minutes accordingly.

Due to the expedited nature of this trial, given there is only opening statements in this case, I will offer a second chance in the interests of understanding the full facts of this case. Therefore, the Defence has an additional 24 hours, from this post, to provide their opening statement before a ruling is made. If they fail to respond beyond this new deadline, then the Court will be obligated to make a default judgement accordingly.
 
MOTION FOR RECONSIDERATION

Your honour,
I am being held in contempt of court for 'failing to respond'. You yourself have previously warned me for making statements when I was not asked to respond.

The plaintiff has made a motion to amend my complaint, to strike something from the arguments I am ALLOWED to make. This directly affects my opening statement.

How can I be expected, to re-iterate my arguments in an opening brief when I don't even know what arguments I am allowed to make?

Let me remind the court, that you have not once but twice, amended my complaint DURING TRIAL without giving me any opportunity, to explain my arguments or to edit them.

I find that this goes directly against the case structure and the orders as instructed by your Honour.

I have done everything in my power to restrain myself from bombarding this court with objections and motions to reconsider in an effort to keep the decorum I thought was expected.

I was about, to file my motion to reconsider the hearsay objections because I thought we would have gotten an opportunity to respond. We did not get an opportunity to respond.

And then the plaintiff filed a motion to reconsider of their own, so silly me to think I was doing the right thing by letting the judge rule on motions one by one before submitting my own.

And lastly, speaking of contempt, I would argue that this entire court is contempt. Contempt of parliament. The court has shown zero deference to parliaments and, the ability to speak for itself. And has shown zero regard for the national interests.

I know the plaintiff is under some sort of delusion, that this case is some sort of referendum on me personally but now it seems that the court agrees.

If the court does not believe in my ability to speak for parliament, as a lawyer for the government and speaker. I would be happy to show the court how much I speak for parliament.

I ask that the court throw out this ridiculous contempt of court charge, the motions to strike, the absurd allegations of perjury and the expedited hearing.

So we can have a real trial, with real witnesses and real evidence.
 
At this time, the Court finds no merit in the Defendant’s motion for reconsideration, rejecting it, and upholding the contempt ruling. The Defendant’s failure to respond within the required timeframe, combined with their repeated disregard for court procedure, necessitates this decision. Furthermore, the Defendant’s statement that "this entire court is in contempt" is an unacceptable challenge to the authority of these proceedings. Courts operate on the foundation of respect for legal process, and such remarks are not within the decorum expected in a courtroom. Referring to other parties as being in "delusion," while amusing, is also not acceptable. This is in line with the Judicial Standing Orders noting an obligation to minimize editorial commentary and personal opinions. This contempt charge shall remain extant both for the failure to respond within a timely manner, and for the disrespect to the parties in this trial.

With regards to the objections from the Plaintiff that were sustained, the Defendant sought to introduce statements that constitute hearsay under the applicable rules of evidence. Without a valid exception, hearsay statements are inadmissible as they cannot be properly cross-examined for reliability. The Defendant failed to provide sufficient legal justification for their admission. The Defendant is welcome to provide more sufficient justification if they wish in their opening statement.

As for the objection to the expedited process, the Court is prepared to reject it at this time, citing that little explanation has been offered for reverting the process of this trial. At first, both parties agreed to an expedited trial. Now, one party wants to change that. Rather than allowing this back-and-forth, the Court will not permit parties to change their mind about the process of the trial without reason. If the Defendant believes there is sufficient legal justification for reverting back to a complete non-expedited trial, they are asked to provide such justification to the Court.

I hope that this explanation is sufficient enough to address any concerns applicable. The Defendant is reminded that refutations and building upon their argument can be made in their opening statement, and that the Court will consider such facts. If the Plaintiff objects to anything stated in the Defendant's opening statement, the Court will be sure to set aside time to ensure there is no further dispute over when to respond.

At this time, the Defendant has 24 hours to present an opening statement, or to provide sufficient legal justification as to why reverting back to a non-expedited trial would be necessary.
 
FINAL MOTION TO RECONSIDER
Your honour,

It's not a secret I disagree fundamentally, with these proceedings. I have clearly outlined my arguments in my answer to the complaint, and motion to dismiss and your Honour has ignored them.

Instead, your honour has chosen to strike them for 'Hearsay' without giving us any opportunity to defend our case.

We motion to reconsider, but you found our explanation 'lacking' so here is a full write-up of why the defence motions and objections are completely ridiculous and the court has committed a grave error in upholding them.

Well, what is the definition of hearsay?

Hearsay, as by the court's own rules is defined as: A statement, other than one made by the declarant (the person who originally said the statement) while testifying at the trial or hearing, offered in evidence to prove the truth of the matter asserted.

So let me dissect the definition for your honour.
So a statement must be:
(a) testimony (about a third party)
(b) during trial or a hearing.
(c) offered in evidence to prove an assertion.

So first asserting a lack of legislative intent is not testimony, It's an assertion. You don't strike down a lawyer's comment for asserting their client did not have a motive. Is that testimony? No of course not it's an assertion and it's a defence.

Furthermore, if it was testimony who would be responsible for speaking for parliament?

Well the person summoned to represent parliament, might be able to do so. Perhaps the speaker of the house and prime minister might be able to speak as to whether or not parliament did or did not intend to do something.

But no this court does not recognise the authority of the SPEAKER to SPEAK for parliament.

Moving on my assertion was not made during a trial or at a hearing it was part of my answer to the complaint. Therefore it cannot possibly be hearsay. As that is a fundamental requirement for the objection.

And how can my statement be offered in evidence to prove an assertion? When there was no assertion according to your honour?

If your honour is refusing us to make any assertio without doing a full non-expedited trial it should have been made clear to us at the beginning.

on a final note,

The court has granted objections and motions to strike our complaint after the trial has already started. This is simply not done.
Hearsay quite simply doesn't apply to the answer to the complaint.

And the trial is an opportunity to prove your points made in the answer to the complaint. Your honour has changed our answer to the complaint during the trial and is now complaining that we thought we assumed we had time to come up with a new strategy.

Your honour has just taken away our rights to prove our points by striking our points before we even had an opportunity to make them. Last time I checked this court was using the adversarial system, where both parties make their case and after that the judge decides.

I would like to remind your honour of all the plethora of times when deadlines were moved because a party interjected with objections or motions.

When a defendant gets summoned and files a motion to dismiss instead of an answer to a complaint they are not held in contempt. This is the first time, the court has ever ruled that an objection or motion does not impact that deadline.

And to punish the defences council with a criminal charge right off the bat is absurd. No notice has been given that this precedent has been changed. Zero.
 
OPENING STATEMENT
I respectfully ask Your Honour to fully consider and rule on these arguments. I have done my best to address the points raised, and while Your Honour accused me of testifying, I hope my arguments will still be considered.

I am uncertain whether I am even permitted to make these arguments as they have been so cruelly stricken from my answer to the complaint.

I have chosen to submit them once more because I do not wish to risk another contempt of court charge while awaiting Your Honour’s ruling on whether or not I am allowed to make them.

1) No reasonable person could have concluded that the legislature intended for the standing orders entitled 'Standing Orders for the Third Parliament.' To be applicable for the fourth parliament.

2) The title is a part of the same document and therefore carries the same force of law as the standing orders. Limiting its scope to only the third parliament.

3) I ASSERT WITOUTH TESTIFYING that the previous parliament recognised that the standing orders did not transfer. AS PROOF I submit, NOT TESTIMONY, but the fact that they did not repeal the old ones, which would have been required if they did transfer.

4) The standing orders are not law as they are not signed by the queen, the standing orders only exist in reference to their enforcement by the speaker, the court should give due deference to parliament to enforce and interpret their own rules.

5) The nature of standing orders is that members should be notified and aware that this is how it's done if no other order has been given. The speaker is well within their rights to stray from the standing orders as they see fit. Parliament has it's own mechanism for holding the speaker accountable.

6) If the court appropriates the authority to itself over the standing orders, it shall also appropriate authority to enforce 'general ethical principles'. This would be an absurd reading of the act, not at all in line with legislative intent, and constitute a breach of the separations of power.

7) Lack of Standing. The court has denied the motion to dismiss on the grounds that it wasn't clear whether there was standing, but I would re-iterate the following points and ask the court to rule on them directly, so it is clear whether or not there is standing in this case

a) The plaintiff could not have possibly suffered damages by a bill that has not even been signed yet.

b) The plaintiff lacks direct and specific interest in the enforcement of the standing orders.

c) There exists no legal obligation to the plaintiff in the enforcement of the standing orders

I hope your honour considers these arguments in full and comes to the right decision.
 
FINAL MOTION TO RECONSIDER
Your honour,

It's not a secret I disagree fundamentally, with these proceedings. I have clearly outlined my arguments in my answer to the complaint, and motion to dismiss and your Honour has ignored them.

Instead, your honour has chosen to strike them for 'Hearsay' without giving us any opportunity to defend our case.

We motion to reconsider, but you found our explanation 'lacking' so here is a full write-up of why the defence motions and objections are completely ridiculous and the court has committed a grave error in upholding them.

Well, what is the definition of hearsay?

Hearsay, as by the court's own rules is defined as: A statement, other than one made by the declarant (the person who originally said the statement) while testifying at the trial or hearing, offered in evidence to prove the truth of the matter asserted.

So let me dissect the definition for your honour.
So a statement must be:
(a) testimony (about a third party)
(b) during trial or a hearing.
(c) offered in evidence to prove an assertion.

So first asserting a lack of legislative intent is not testimony, It's an assertion. You don't strike down a lawyer's comment for asserting their client did not have a motive. Is that testimony? No of course not it's an assertion and it's a defence.

Furthermore, if it was testimony who would be responsible for speaking for parliament?

Well the person summoned to represent parliament, might be able to do so. Perhaps the speaker of the house and prime minister might be able to speak as to whether or not parliament did or did not intend to do something.

But no this court does not recognise the authority of the SPEAKER to SPEAK for parliament.

Moving on my assertion was not made during a trial or at a hearing it was part of my answer to the complaint. Therefore it cannot possibly be hearsay. As that is a fundamental requirement for the objection.

And how can my statement be offered in evidence to prove an assertion? When there was no assertion according to your honour?

If your honour is refusing us to make any assertio without doing a full non-expedited trial it should have been made clear to us at the beginning.

on a final note,

The court has granted objections and motions to strike our complaint after the trial has already started. This is simply not done.
Hearsay quite simply doesn't apply to the answer to the complaint.

And the trial is an opportunity to prove your points made in the answer to the complaint. Your honour has changed our answer to the complaint during the trial and is now complaining that we thought we assumed we had time to come up with a new strategy.

Your honour has just taken away our rights to prove our points by striking our points before we even had an opportunity to make them. Last time I checked this court was using the adversarial system, where both parties make their case and after that the judge decides.

I would like to remind your honour of all the plethora of times when deadlines were moved because a party interjected with objections or motions.

When a defendant gets summoned and files a motion to dismiss instead of an answer to a complaint they are not held in contempt. This is the first time, the court has ever ruled that an objection or motion does not impact that deadline.

And to punish the defences council with a criminal charge right off the bat is absurd. No notice has been given that this precedent has been changed. Zero.
I have thoroughly reviewed your objections regarding the contempt charge. The charge for failure to respond within the prescribed deadline was issued in accordance with the established rules of procedure. Your repeated disregard for procedural orders and statements undermining the decorum of this courtroom will not be tolerated during this trial.

Your claim that the Speaker of the House may speak on behalf of Parliament, while noted, does raise a valid point. The Speaker, as the presiding officer of Parliament, does indeed represent Parliament in many matters, and in certain contexts, may be seen as the official voice of Parliament, especially in terms of legislative intent. This is a fair argument to make, as the Speaker holds significant authority in such matters. However, in the context of this trial, the Court must still adhere to the rules of evidence. While the Speaker may represent Parliament in a legislative context, the statement in question must still meet the admissibility standards established by this Court. Therefore, the objections initially raised by the Plaintiff are upheld.

Regarding the expedited nature of the trial, the Court reiterates that both parties initially agreed to proceed in this manner. A trial's schedule is a matter of mutual agreement, and the Court will not entertain requests to change the format without compelling legal justification. The Defendant’s objections in this regard are noted, but no substantial argument has been presented to justify reverting to a non-expedited trial.

I acknowledge your assertion that you have not been given a full opportunity to defend your case. However, it is critical to recognize that the adversarial system allows for arguments to be made within the rules and procedures of the Court. You will have an opportunity to present your case in full during the opening statement. Any objections to the admissibility of evidence or the fairness of proceedings will be considered at that time.
 
Court Verdict
Azalea Isles Civil Court (CV)

Case No. CV-25-02
Jebediah Crumplesnatch (Fergie_Foo) v. the Government of Azalea Isles

Position of the Plaintiff
1. The Plaintiff, Jebediah Crumplesnatch, alleges that the Defendant unlawfully passed the Speakership Amendment Act through a tie-breaking vote that directly contravenes the standing orders of the chamber.
2. The Plaintiff explains that the Standing Orders for the Third Parliament clearly outline that the Speaker, and that, in the event of a tie, the Speaker must "always vote for continuity." It is contended by the Plaintiff that the Speaker Amendment Act fundamentally changes the role of the Speaker in a way that is beyond the status-quo, and is thus against this definition of "continuity"
3. The Plaintiff argues that the Third Parliament's standing orders were established as a clear procedural guide, which remain valid as they have not yet been replaced. The Plaintiff points out that, while previous legislation mandated that new standing orders be voted upon the election of a new Speaker, the current legislation does not outline this and is particularly vague.
4. The Plaintiff claims that precedent established in Crumplesnatch v. Bezzer established precedent affirming the duty of the Court to throw out votes that are unlawfully cast in Parliament.

Position of the Defendant
1. The Defendant, the Government of Azalea Isles, argues that Parliament holds the sovereign right to define its own procedures and that standing orders from the previous Parliament are not automatically binding unless explicitly reaffirmed. The Speaker’s actions are therefore within the realm of their authority, as the Speaker is empowered to operate within the parameters set by the current session of Parliament.
2. The Defendant explains that the title of the bill of the standing orders, indicating "for the Third Parliament" shows that such orders are only to be applicable to the third term of Parliament, and not the current one. It is argued that the title is connected to the document itself, indicating this conclusion.
3. The Defendant contends that standing orders are not considered binding law as they are not signed by the Crown accordingly, but rather they are orders to be carried out by the interpretation of the Speaker instead.
4. The Defendant also argues that the Plaintiff has not shown any substantial harm resulting from the Speaker's vote, as there is no evidence that the outcome of the vote was affected in a way that negatively impacted the Plaintiff or the democratic process. As a result, it is asserted that the case lacks merit on the grounds of harm.

Court Opinion
1. The Court acknowledges the concern regarding the failure to reaffirm the standing orders from the previous Parliament. While the Court recognizes the sovereign right of the Parliament to set its own procedures, it also acknowledges the importance of maintaining procedural continuity to ensure fairness and stability in the legislative process. As such, the Court finds that the failure to reaffirm the standing orders could lead to the appearance of procedural irregularities.
2. While the Court believes that the Speaker may have acted within their discretionary rights, it recognizes the critical importance of maintaining public confidence in the integrity of parliamentary procedures, as it outlined within Parliamentary Procedure Act and the Constitution. The Court finds that, given the lack of reaffirmed standing orders, the Speaker's vote could be seen as improper, as it falls into a legal gray area that undermines the lawfully expected duties of the Speaker.
3. The Court concludes that the lack of reaffirmed standing orders has introduced a procedural ambiguity that could set a concerning precedent for future sessions of Parliament. To avoid such uncertainty in the future, the Court will be ordering that the Parliament formally reaffirm the standing orders or, if necessary, establish new, clear rules that govern voting procedures for the Speaker.
4. Due to this procedural ambiguity, the Court finds that the Speaker's tie-breaking vote on the Speakership Amendment Act is to be removed from the total count. While the Speaker’s vote was not strictly unlawful, it was improper in the context of a lack of reaffirmed standing orders, which the Speaker has a lawful duty to enforce. As a result, the decision reached by the Speaker is to be considered void, and the matter shall be revisited with proper adherence to reaffirmed or newly established parliamentary rules. Once rules within the Parliament are clarified, the Speaker is welcome to cast a tie-breaking vote on the same bill.

Decision
The Azalea Isles Civil Court hereby rules in favour of the Plaintiff, granting a limited prayer for relief, including a removal of the tie-breaking vote until procedure is clarified, but not a striking of the bill itself. The bill remains a tie until a legislative resolution is come to, and the Speaker casts a new tie-breaking vote accordingly. This trial is hereby adjourned, and the Court thanks both parties for their time.
Signed,
Hon. Justice Raymond West
 
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