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Case: Adjourned Crumplesnatch v. Azalea Isles (2025) CV 02

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Jebediah Crumplesnatch, Plaintiff

v.

Parliament, Defendant


Civil Complaint:
The Speakership Amendment Act was recently passed in parliament despite the standing orders requiring the speaker to vote against it. As the author of these standing orders, and as a citizen of Azalea who is entitled to a Parliament which abides by the law, I bring forward this case to overturn the recent vote. As shown in Crumplesnatch Vs Bezzer, merely being a citizen is enough standing to bring cases against parliament when law breaking is believed to have occurred.

Whilst I do not personally approve of this bill, I do not bring this case forwards due to its contents, merely the manner in which it was passed.


Parties:
Plaintiff - Jebediah Crumplesnatch
Defendant - Parliament


Factual Allegations:
- On 31/01/25 (or 01/02/25 depending on time zone), the house voted 3-3 towards the Speakership Amendment Act.
- As written in the standing orders, The Speaker is required to cast a vote to break ties in these occasions.
- The speakers vote must be to vote in a manner which retains continuity to prevent bills being passed without a majority from those serving in the House
- This bill greatly disrupts the status quo and the balance of power in parliament, and so by voting for it to pass Speaker Milkcrack has broken these standing orders.
- Whilst the Parliamentary Establishment and Standards act previously required new standing orders to be voted upon at the election of a new Speaker, this act was repealed and replaced by the Parliamentary Procedures Act, which gives no such guidance to when new standing orders must be brought forwards.
- The clauses in the standing orders of the third parliament are therefore valid until the orders are entirely replaced, or until the house brings forward bills which would overrule them. The Speakership amendment act being one of these aforementioned bills.


Legal Claims:
Clause 9.2c parliamentary procedures act states that the speaker is responsible for "Enforcing the Parliamentary Procedure Act, Standing Orders, and general ethical standards."

Clause 4ai of the Standing Orders states that "In the event of a tie, the Speaker will cast the deciding vote, and must always vote for continuity."

Precedent established in Crumplesnatch Vs Bezzer allows this court to rule in favour of discounting votes cast illegally by the Speaker of Parliament.

Prayer for Relief:
I ask for this court to discount the vote cast illegally by Speaker Milkcrack resulting in a 3-3 tie and this bill not passing. I also request No restrictions on parliament bringing this bill forward again and allowing for it to pass in a legal manner.

Verification:
I Jebediah Crumplesnatch, hereby affirm that the allegations in the complaint AND all subsequent statements made in court are true and correct to the best of the plaintiff's knowledge, information, and belief and that any falsehoods may bring the penalty of perjury.
 
Motion for Expedited Hearing
I hereby request an expedited hearing on the grounds that an extended hearing would results in great disruption to Parliamentary process, and in light of on-going legal matters between myself and the speaker, I do not desire to have two cases ongoing between the same individuals as this can only bring confusion to involved parties.

Additionally, as the speaker has publicly acknowledged that this clause is currently in the standing orders,and I have publicly warned that these standing orders carry over until replaced, I am sure the Speaker would have prepared an explanation as to why voting in this manner is legally sound.
 

Writ of Summons

Azalea Isles Civil Court (CR)


Case No. CV-25-02

Plaintiff: Jebediah Crumplesnatch (Fergie_Foo)
Defendant: Government of Azalea Isles

The Defendant is required to appear before the court in the case of Crumplesnatch v. Azalea Isles. Failure to respond within 48 hours may result in a default judgement.

Both parties are ask to familiarize themselves with the relevant court documents, including proper formats, as well as the laws referenced in the complaint. Ensure that you comply with any court orders.
Signed,
Hon. Justice Raymond West
 
Motion for Expedited Hearing
I hereby request an expedited hearing on the grounds that an extended hearing would results in great disruption to Parliamentary process, and in light of on-going legal matters between myself and the speaker, I do not desire to have two cases ongoing between the same individuals as this can only bring confusion to involved parties.

Additionally, as the speaker has publicly acknowledged that this clause is currently in the standing orders,and I have publicly warned that these standing orders carry over until replaced, I am sure the Speaker would have prepared an explanation as to why voting in this manner is legally sound.

In accordance with Motions and Objections, a motion for an expedited hearing is "made by the plaintiff (or prosecution) with the complaint and agreed upon by the defendant in an answer" - therefore, the Court asks that the Defendant provide a response as to whether they would agree to an expedited hearing or not for this case.
 
Your honour, we reject the expedited hearing.

Motion to Dismiss
The defendant respectfully moves this Court to dismiss the plaintiff’s complaint on the grounds that the plaintiff lacks standing to bring this action and the court lacks subject matter jurisdiction to rule on this issue.

Lack of Standing
The case structure clearly states that the plaintiff must have a direct and specific interest and must show that the defendant committed a legal wrong. We contend the plaintiff has failed to demonstrate either.

The plaintiff’s reliance on the precedent set in Crumplesnatch v. Bezzer is misplaced, as that case resulted in a default judgment and did not address or resolve the issue of standing. Therefore, the cited case provides no support for the plaintiff’s claims.

Failure to establish direct and specific standing.
Parliament operates as an independent entity with its own internal processes. These activities, including the maintenance and enforcement of its Standing Orders, are not of direct and specific legal interest to the general public.

Although the public can be affected by certain laws and outcomes of this parliamentary process. The plaintiff has not demonstrated how the plaintiff is affected by this law.

And even if they were, the interest in which way the speaker votes would still be indirect and unspecific therefore failing to meet the requirement of standing.

Lack of Legal Obligation:
Unlike an Act of Parliament which, after receiving royal assent, carries the full force of law, the Standing Orders have not been granted royal assent and, therefore, do not possess the same legal status.
And therefore the standing orders do not create a legal obligation to the general public, unlike constitutional or statutory law.

The case Crumplesnatch v. Bezzer was based on the Parliament Establishment and Standards Act which is statutory law and therefore inherently different from the internal ordinances the plaintiff is attempting to base his claim on now.

Not to mention the fact that the standing orders are from the last parliament and do not carry over to this one.

Separation of Powers:
The Standing Orders operate strictly within the internal framework of Parliament and are enforced by the Speaker as part of Parliament’s self-regulatory mechanisms. Allowing judicial review of these internal procedures would result in an impermissible intrusion into the legislative domain, violating the constitutional separation of powers.

Using the logic provided by the plaintiff, any citizen can sue Parliament in court for failing to enforce 'general ethical standards' which of course was not at all the intention of the act and any such interpretation would violate the mischief rule.

Conclusion
For the reasons stated above the plaintiff’s lack of standing and legal obligation, this Court should grant the defendant’s motion to dismiss. The plaintiff’s claims rest on an improper interpretation of internal parliamentary procedures, and permitting such claims would constitute an overreach into Parliament’s exclusive prerogative.

At the very least we urge the court to practise judicial restraint by not interfering in the internal regulatory mechanisms of parliament.
 
Refutes
Lack of Standing

There is already precedence for citizens to bring a case before a court where a breach of the law has occurred, as the defendant is fully aware as he presided over it. If he truly believes that case had no standing, he would have been obligated to dismiss the case. By allowing it to be heard, he established the precedent, regardless of the final outcome. If he now wishes to state that this precedent was wrongly given, I would hereby request a review of all the cases he oversaw whilst a judge as he has essentially admitted he no longer feels his rulings were legally sound.

Additionally, I stated another form of standing in respect of me having been the author of the standing orders that have been broken. The speaker voting in a way that breaches legally binding terms that I authored is specific and direct.

Lack of Legal Obligation
As stated when I opened the suit, The Parliamentary Procedures Act charges the Speaker with upholding the standing orders: "9(c) Enforcing the Parliamentary Procedure Act, Standing Orders, and general ethical standards."
Whilst I dispute his argument that the standing orders do not have any legal obligation, the Parliamentary Procedures act does, and it is incredibly clear. The Speaker must enforce the standing orders, and nobody can be deemed to be enforcing these rules if they are in themselves breaching them.

Expiry of the Standing Orders
The defendant stated the following:
"Not to mention the fact that the standing orders are from the last parliament and do not carry over to this one."
Would he please care to explain what law or article of the constitution states this? The Speaker is deeply misinformed and I have previously told him this but he refuses to listen. Standing orders do not have a expiry date. Whilst I titled the previous set as "Standing Orders for the Third Parliament", this was done under the belief that the Parliamentary Establishment and Standards Act would not be repealed, and therefore the clause requiring new standing orders following the election of a speaker would still be in effect.

This clause would have meant that the standing orders would expire as PESA required a new Speaker election at the beginning of each parliamentary term. PESA however was repealed, and its replacement states no terms regarding their expiry. As these rules were voted on by Members of Parliament, and there is nothing in current law defining their expiry, they must still stand, unless this court wishes to establish that any matter voted upon by MPs is no longer legally binding at the end of the term and thereby repeal all passed legislation.

If the defendant wishes again to dispute the validity of the standing orders, I would invite him to see the attached definition of "Standing".
Permanent. Perpetual. Everlasting.

As I stated when filing this dispute, these orders are in effect until they are replaced, repealed, or overwritten. Until that occurs, these orders are in place and must be followed, by both Members and Speaker.
 

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After careful consideration, the Court has decided to reject the motion to dismiss.

The Defence argues that the Plaintiff lacks standing and that this Court lacks subject matter jurisdiction to intervene in parliamentary matters. The Plaintiff, in response, asserts that standing has been established both through precedent and through his role as the author of the standing orders in question.

While Parliament is a sovereign legislative body, the Parliamentary Procedures Act explicitly requires the Speaker to enforce standing orders. Since this legal duty exists, the Court has the authority to determine whether the Speaker’s actions complied with existing procedural rules.

A core issue in this case is whether standing orders from the previous Parliament remained in effect when the Speaker cast their vote. The Defence argues that they expired at the start of the new session, while the Plaintiff asserts that they remain binding until explicitly repealed or replaced.

Since this issue is unresolved in existing law, the Court believes that a full exploration of the facts is necessary in order to make a final determination. This ensures that the Court's decision is based on legal argument and precedent rather than assumption.

The Defence has indicated that they are opposed to an expedited hearing. Therefore, we will begin in the typical case structure. The Defence has 48 hours to provide an answer to the complaint.
 
Motion for Sanctions
Your Honour, the defendant has now missed the deadline by a number of hours. Under normal circumstances I would request a default judgement, however as you yourself have stated that this matter is unresolved in existing law, I would strongly prefer that we settle it properly to avoid any future confusion, therefore I request that the defence be sanctioned and reminded of their duty to abide by orders made within this court.
 
Your Honour, I would like to apologise and we are willing to pay a reasonable fine. I did not get a notification, that your honour has posted a reply.

However, I must emphasize the immense workload faced by the Government Legal Team due to cases of this nature. That's why I would like to ask to court, to reconsider the motion to dismiss.

MOTION TO RECONSIDER

I respectfully urge the Court to reconsider the standing requirement in this matter. While Your Honour noted that the issue remains unresolved in current law, the ruling did not explicitly address the necessity of a direct and specific interest. Which we believe was the most essential part of the motion to dismiss.

Allowing any citizen to challenge the government, parliament, or other institutions simply due to a differing interpretation of the rules, when they have not been effected at all sets a dangerous precedent. A standard must be maintained to prevent frivolous litigation and clear up the docket for real cases.

Mr. Crumplesnatch does not possess a direct and specific interest in the passage of this bill. This issue has not yet been addressed which is why I ask the Court to rule on this crucial issue.
 
Refutes & Motion for Additional Sanctions
Your honour, the defense had 48 hours in order to come here and ask for an extension due to their high workload. I can see in other cases the defense complaining about not receiving 48 hours, proving they were fully aware of it.

You yourself gave the defence an additional reminder to provide their opening statement, something I note has still not been done.

And so to come here over 12 hours past the court ordered deadline, only to immediately try and delay the case further by motioning over a settled matter, supported by precedence that they themselves established whilst a member of the judiciary, is nothing but contemptuous.

As for once again stating that I have no direct standing, I would remind the court that I authored the rules that the defendant has illegally broken. I do not know how much more direct and specific my standing can be.

If the defense truly believes that I have no standing in this matter, I would challenge them on their decision to allow Crumplesnatch vs Bezzer to go forward to trial, when that case has a fraction of the standing that this one does. Either the Speaker broke the law when he was a justice, or he is trying to break the law now by trying to mislead the court and sidestep my right to a fair hearing.

As for the governments legal team being too busy to handle the number of cases currently ongoing, whilst I sympathise with them, it is not a matter for this hearing. Perhaps the number of ongoing litigations should serve to advise the government on the importance of following the rules, something they have allegedly failed to do in government, parliament, and this court. As a show of good will, might I offer them once more a Motion to Expedite this hearing in order to settle this matter quickly and to free up their capacity to handle the other cases.
 
The Court has taken into consideration the Plaintiff's motion for sanctions, and would like to indicate that any further tardiness or lack of respect for the deadlines in this case may result in contempt penalties.

As for the motions put forward by the Defence, the Court has decided to reject the motion to dismiss at this time. The Plaintiff has alleged that his standing is based around his relationship to the standing orders and upon previous precedent that supposedly enabled his ability to sue merely in the position as a citizen. Although I agree as to the importance of standing, enough argumentation has been offered to the Court as to not dismiss this case without considering the full merits of it.

Please respond to the Court with your answer to the complaint at your earliest convenience, failure to do so will result in contempt of court charges accordingly. As pointed out by the Plaintiff, if there is a need for an extension, it needs to be requested within the timeframe previously given.
 
Expedited hearing.
It's clear that the court has no interest in protecting the parliament from frivolous, politically motivated lawsuits that lack standing. As such the parliament has been forced to devote significant resources, to its defence in court.

Spending dire time and resources that could have been much better used advancing the national interest.

Furthermore, it appears the queen is refusing to sign the bill because of this bogus lawsuit, and as such we are forced to do everything in our power to mitigate the damages caused by the plaintiff and get this frivolous lawsuit out of the way as soon as possible which includes consenting to the expedited hearing.


Answer to Civil Complaint:


Your honour, this case completely lacks standing. How can a citizen be impacted by a law that has not even been signed or has taken into effect yet? The plaintiff has made a complete mockery of the legal system for political purposes.

As to the substantive issue of the court case, the plaintiff is attempting to assert that by not passing new standing orders, the old standing orders of the previous parliament magically transfer to this parliament.

This interpretation is not only not based on any law, but only based on the plaintiff's own political disagreements with the law in question.

The plaintiff's interpretation of the standing orders lacks any foundation.

There is no clause allowing for the transference of one parliament's standing orders to the next. Standing orders are passed for a specific parliament, therefore they do not have to be repealed.

Previous acts have stated that parliament is required to pass standing orders for each parliament, the new act merely got rid of this requirement there is no legal requirement to have any standing orders.

The standing orders of the previous parliament were clearly titled "Standing Orders for the Third Parliament." At no point did the third parliament intend for these standing orders to be transferred to the fourth parliament.

Nor did or would the fourth parliament, consent to the transference of these standing orders.

Furthermore, the court should defer to the speaker and parliament in their interpretation role. Especially when it comes, to the interpretation and enforcement of the rules in its own chamber. Failing to recognise the broad interpretive authority of parliament in these cases would constitute an abuse of power and judicial overreach.


Parties:
Plaintiff - Jebediah Crumplesnatch
Defendant - Parliament


Factual Defenses or Challenges:
- On 31/01/25 (or 01/02/25 depending on time zone), the house voted 3-3 towards the Speakership Amendment Act. DENY
- As written in the standing orders, The Speaker is required to cast a vote to break ties in these occasions. DENY The speaker's restriction to only cast tie-breaking votes does not derive from the standing orders but from the Parliamentary Procedure Act.
- The speakers vote must be to vote in a manner which retains continuity to prevent bills being passed without a majority from those serving in the House. DENY
- This bill greatly disrupts the status quo and the balance of power in parliament, and so by voting for it to pass Speaker Milkcrack has broken these standing orders. DENY
- Whilst the Parliamentary Establishment and Standards act previously required new standing orders to be voted upon at the election of a new Speaker, this act was repealed and replaced by the Parliamentary Procedures Act, which gives no such guidance to when new standing orders must be brought forwards. AFFIRM The act removes the requirement as to when or whether at all, standing orders must be passed.
- The clauses in the standing orders of the third parliament are therefore valid until the orders are entirely replaced, or until the house brings forward bills which would overrule them. The Speakership amendment act being one of these aforementioned bills. DENY


Legal Defenses or Challenges:

  1. The parliament lacked legislative intent to transfer the standing orders from the third to the fourth parliaments. At no point did the third or fourth parliament intend to do so.
  2. The textual meaning of the title of the standing orders clearly show that the standing orders are only applicable to the third parliament.
  3. Previous parliaments did not have to repeal previous standing orders in order to pass new ones. This is because they recognised that previous standing orders do not transfer.
  4. The standing orders are not law as they are not signed by the queen, the standing orders only exist in reference to their enforcement by the speaker. As such parliament has full authority to enforce these as they see fit. They should lend appropriate deference to this enforcement. If the court appropriates the authority to itself over the standing orders, it shall also appropriate authority to enforce 'general ethical principles'. This would be an absurd reading of the act, not at all in line with legislative intent, and constitute a breach of the separations of power.
  5. Lack of Standing. There exists no legal obligation to the plaintiff in the enforcement of the standing orders.
  6. The plaintiff could not have possibly suffered damages by a bill that has not even been signed yet.
  7. The plaintiff lacks direct and specific interest in the enforcement of the standing orders.

Verification:

I, Milkcrack hereby affirm that the allegations in the answer AND all subsequent statements made in court are true and correct to the best of the defendant’s knowledge, information, and belief and that any falsehoods may bring the penalty of perjury.
 
In accordance with the currently established Motions and Objections, an expedited hearing shall "allow for opening arguments followed immediately by a verdict afterwards," given that both parties have indicated an interest in such expedited hearing, we will move forward with that.

The Plaintiff has 48 hours to present an opening statement to the Court.
 
Motion for Sanctions
Your Honour, whilst I acknowledge the courtroom can be an impassioned place where feelings and emotions run high, the behaviour we have just witnessed from the defence is unbecoming of a counsellor within the court, a senior member of the government, and of the supposedly impartial Speaker of the House.

Rather than acting with a respectful decorum and simply accepting the Motion to Expedite, the defence lawyer instead felt it necessary to launch into an unprompted attack against this Court, myself, and the Crown. I am sympathetic to the impact this is causing parliament and any frustrations resulting from this, which is why my first action upon filing this case was to put forward a Motion to Expedite. Had the defence accepted this motion at the time, rather than purposely delaying the case and failing to abide by court issued deadlines, this case would have been finished days ago, and the impact to parliament would have been negligible. Instead, the defence made a decision they have come to regret and rather than accepting the consequences of this, they have launched an attack against anyone who is unwilling to blindly overlook their actions.

Within the court library is a document titled Standing Orders for Courtroom Decorum. It is a short document, with only 3 main clauses. The third of these clauses contains the following: “All officers of the court, including parties, counsel, and other participants, are expected to minimise editorial commentary, personal opinions, and ad hominem attacks in their submissions.”

Your honour, these standing orders were written by the defendant. I do not believe I need to elaborate further on the contempt shown by the defendant in breaching his own standing orders, whilst defending a case centred on his breaching of the standing orders.

I apologise for the additional disruption this Motion will cause and would like to reassure the court that my Opening Statement will be given before the allotted deadline.
 
At this time, the Court has decided to reject the motion for sanctions. With regards to the Courtroom Decorum outlined in the library, it is referring to posts made with regards to the official record of the court thread. As noted "...personal opinions, and ad hominem attacks in their submissions."

I assume (you may respond to let me know if I am wrong) that you are asking for such sanctions because of remarks that the Defendant made outside of the courtroom. This Court is not in the business of monitoring speech outside of this courtroom, unless it is exceptionally obstructive to the proceedings of the trial. As said, seeing as the Defence has not posted anything yet in this thread that goes against decorum, I cannot grant such sanctions.

The Court reminds the Plaintiff that they are asked to present an opening statement to the Court.
 
Motion for Reconsideration
Your Honour I apologise for any confusion, I was specifically referring to the most recent submission by the defence council. I have included the section below to which I refer and have highlighted the areas I felt worthy of motioning.
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Expedited hearing.
It's clear that the court has no interest in protecting the parliament from frivolous, politically motivated lawsuits that lack standing. As such the parliament has been forced to devote significant resources, to its defence in court.

Spending dire time and resources that could have been much better used advancing the national interest.

Furthermore, it appears the queen is refusing to sign the bill because of this bogus lawsuit, and as such we are forced to do everything in our power to mitigate the damages caused by the plaintiff and get this frivolous lawsuit out of the way as soon as possible which includes consenting to the expedited hearing.
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It is not the duty of this court to protect Parliament, it is the duty of this court to ensure Parliament follow the constitution, as is defined in the constitution. The defendant has attacked this court for performing its constitutional duty, that goes against decorum. The false notion that this case lacks standing has been the matter of two motions, both of which were dismissed. Unless the court suddenly change its mind, the case does have standing and for him to suggest otherwise is editorial commentary and an expression of personal opinions, as is the defences naming of this suit as "frivolous" and "politically motivated".

But then going on to attack our Head of State for hesitating to grant assent to a law currently undergoing a trial to deem its legality, is undeniably a breach of decorum and dare I say, treasonous behaviour from the Prime Minister and the Speaker of the House. This is not behaviour befitting someone of his standing and experience, so if the court do not deem it worth sanctioning, I would still request the defence apologise to the court for the language used.

I thank the court for its reminder regarding my opening Statement, I can assure you once again that it will be submitted within the allotted time at the earliest convenience.
 
In light of these concerns, the Court would like to remind the Defence to ensure they are remaining respectful of the opposing party in this case, and upholding the decorum as expected in this trial. That includes minimizing editorial commentary accordingly. If the Defence misses any more deadlines or exceeds the expected behaviour of this courtroom, they may be held in contempt.

The Court reminds the Plaintiff that they are asked to present an opening statement to the Court.
 
Motion to Strike

The defendant stated that “previous acts have stated that parliament is required to pass standing orders for each parliament”.

This is false.

Previous legislation specifically stated,

“They are to be adopted upon the appointment of a new Speaker of the House.”.

Whilst there is an election of the Speaker following an Election, this is not the claim the defence has made, and as the wording used has been proven to be untrue, I request it be struck from the record.

Objection #1: Hearsay

The defendant stated:

“The standing orders of the previous parliament were clearly titled "Standing Orders for the Third Parliament." At no point did the third parliament intend for these standing orders to be transferred to the fourth parliament.”

He cannot speak to the thoughts and motives of those in Previous Parliaments. Furthermore, this is not what is written in law, the law is the law. The law is not what Milkcrack feels like it should be.

Objection #2: Hearsay

The defendant stated:

“The parliament lacked legislative intent to transfer the standing orders from the third to the fourth parliaments. At no point did the third or fourth parliament intend to do so.”

Whilst his title is the Speaker of Parliament, he does not speak on behalf of its members. Unless he has spoken to all the members of the Third and Fourth parliament to ask for their thoughts, he cannot speak to the thoughts and motives of those in the Third and Fourth Parliaments. Furthermore, this is not what is written in law, the law is the law. The law is not what Milkcrack feels like it should be.

Objection #3: Hearsay

The defendant later stated the following:

“Previous parliaments did not have to repeal previous standing orders in order to pass new ones. This is because they recognised that previous standing orders do not transfer.”

He cannot speak to the thoughts and motives of those in Previous Parliaments. Furthermore, this is not what is written in law, the law is the law. The law is not what Milkcrack feels like it should be.



Opening Statement

Your Honour, for all the retreating and smoke screening that has occurred so far, this case ultimately resolves down to a single question: “Do the Standing Orders carry over following an election?”.

On this side of the court, we say yes.

Whilst I cannot presume to speak to the motives of all the other members of the Third Parliament, I can speak to their actions. Whilst these standing orders were being written, multiple members of the house, including the defendant, requested that clauses be added or rewritten due to the possibility of the rules being abused by future parliaments, or a potential future rogue Speaker who followed me in the role. Whilst it would be improper for anyone in this court to speak to another citizens thoughts or motives, these do not appear to be the actions I would personally associate with those who felt the Standing Orders didn’t carry onward beyond their own term.

Following the Fourth Election, I am unable to provide you with the evidence of these conversations, so should the defence try to dispute my claims here, I would ask that you subpoena parliament for you to have access to the debate so that you may view the messages yourself.

The defence has made bold claims saying that Standing Orders are passed for a sole parliamentary term and therefore dom not require repealing. To this I would simply ask one question, “According to what?” the defence is making assumptions and declaring it law. Not one single line of any clause currently in law even hints toward the Standing Orders only applying for a single term.

Whilst the contrary is also true, there is no bill saying they do carry forwards, the very term “Standing Orders” does. A popular online dictionary defines standing as the following: “remaining in force or use; permanent.” Permanent. Not permanent until a politician decides not to follow them; permanent. Not permanent until there’s an election; permanent.

These orders were debated by MPs, were voted upon by MPs, and by definition are permanent. Unless legislation exists to define an expiry date, these cannot expire. The outstanding precedent that would be established in allowing matters voted upon by members to be voided simply due to the occurrence of an election, with no defined law to justify it, would be simply catastrophic.



Your honour, I am fully aware of the seriousness of the accusation I am about to make, but I have no choice but to believe he has committed perjury. In his response to my filing’s factual allegations, he has denied the fact that the house voted for a 3-3 tie on this bill. If the house did not vote 3-3 tie as he is claiming, why did he submit a vote? The records show that before his vote was cast, it was a 3-3 split. So why would he lie about such a blatant matter if not to try and delay and cause additional disruption to this case?

In his second point, he says “The speaker's restriction to only cast tie-breaking votes does not derive from the standing orders but from the Parliamentary Procedure Act.”

Respectfully, the Standing Orders are older than the PPA, so if this is derived from anything it is the Standing Orders. But ignoring that minor detail for a moment, he is still agreeing with my claim that the Speaker may only cast tie-breaking votes, supporting my claim that the defendant has lied to this court, unless the Speaker is now publicly admitting to voting illegally before a tie had occurred.

He then denies that the Speaker is required to vote in a manner which retains continuity, need I quote the Standing Orders?

It is in this next denial that I truly begin to wonder if the defence has even read my filings. He denies the notion that giving the Speaker a free vote would disrupt the status quo. How does giving the Speaker a free vote on all matters not disrupt the status quo or the balance of power? The defence may believe it not to be an issue, but that does not change the fact that this change would disrupt parliament.

The very fact the defence launched an attack about this bill not yet receiving assent only serves to prove the effects this would have on the status quo in Parliament, his frustrations serving to prove that the Speaker is relying on this bill to break the status quo and grant him the ability to try and break the Parliamentary deadlock.

If however the defence does truly believe this would not break the status quo, allow me to be so bold as to remind the court what the Status Quo actually is.

In the first version of Parliaments standing orders, it says the following :

2. Voting Procedures
(a) Votes shall be conducted by an electronic tally with the options: Aye, Nay, or Abs
(b) In the event of a tie, continuity prevails.”


In the second version of the standing orders, it says the following:

“Voting

(a) Votes shall be conducted through forums or through a poll with the following options: Aye, Nay, or Abs

(b) In the event of a tie, the matter fails.


And as the defence is fully aware, what is written in the current version of the Standing orders is the following:

“4) Voting Procedures
a) Votes shall be conducted by an electronic tally with the options: Aye, Nay, or Abs
i) In the event of a tie, the Speaker will cast the deciding vote, and must always vote for continuity.”


At no point in our entire nations history has the Speaker been given free reign to vote as they please, and until such a time that a bill such as the Speakership Amendment Act is passed legally, or the house passes replacement standing orders allowing for it, the status quo must remain. And as states in the Parliamentary Procedures Act, the Speaker is the individually charged with holding parliament accountable to the Standing Orders.

“9(2c) Enforcing the Parliamentary Procedure Act, Standing Orders, and general ethical standards.”

As this bill was authored by the defendant, I do not expect him to try and deny knowledge of his own words. Instead, I would question how the Speakers duties can include enforcing rules that the defence are saying do not exist.

It is at this point in the factual claims where the defence finally finds something it agrees with me on, that being the repealing of PESA removed the requirement for new standing orders to be brought forward following the election of the Speaker. However a minor detail I fear the defence is missing is that by repealing the only legislation to require new standing orders be voted upon, he also repealed the only legislation that would have supported his claim that standing orders do in fact require replacing.

With regards, to his challenges to my Legal Claims, two of these are blatant hearsay and must be struck from the record, one is a total misunderstanding of the word “Standing” on behalf of the defendant, and as for his fourth challenge, whilst eloquent, it is a smokescreen. The constitution gives Parliament no right to enforce laws. That responsibility belongs to the Judiciary. The defence here is stating that the Judiciary has no jurisdiction over Parliament. The Constitution explicitly states otherwise and charges the Supreme Court with reviewing the constitutionality of laws made by Parliament.

Repeatedly in this case, the Defendant has made bold assertions which simply have no legal basis, and are solely derived on assumptions based on his experiences in other countries. I would advise he find alternative counsel in any future cases, however he has been rather public about his difficulties finding someone to take on these cases. If no-one in our countries legal community wants to take on a potentially lucrative name-making case, it paints a very clear picture of the defences legal position.

The standing orders were debated by Parliament, they were voted on by Parliament, and the PPA makes them legally enforced. If the defence wants to question whether or not this case is within the jurisdiction of the court, I would remind them that a hearing in the Supreme court will be far more disruptive than a simple expedited hearing here, but it is a length that I am willing to extend to if he continues in his efforts to prevent a ruling here.

As for points 5,6, and 7, how many more times must we discuss my standing in this case? The matter has been settled multiple times already. I have precedence in the fact that I am the author of the rules that the Speaker is flagrantly breaching. I have standing as a Citizen who is represented by a parliament whose speaker has acted to pervert the power given to them by the citizenry of our country. I have standing in the fact that as a justice, in Crumplesnatch Vs Bezzer, the defendant allowed a case against the Speaker to go ahead when the Speaker had voted illegally. And if precedence is irrelevant, and my being the author does not qualify as having relevant standing, I ask the defence this – Who does? The judiciary is charged with ensuring Parliament abides by the Constitution, who is allowed to bring forward cases to ensure this? Can he give a direct and specific answer, or is he once again trying to sidestep any possibility of accountability? Milkcrack has said the judiciary doesn't have the power to rule on this case, he has said that I do not have standing as a citizen to hold him to account. The truth is Milkcrack does not believe he is accountable to anyone.

Your honour, there are two sides in this hearing. One side has abided by the deadlines; spoken with a clear respect for the rule of law, providing clear and specific quotations and references to any legal document; and has been championing correct procedure and decorum. The other side has been late, has attacked the court and the crown, and has failed to provide any legal basis for their claims, instead relying solely on assumption and euphemism. I cannot stress this enough your honour, the defence has provided No Legal Arguments against my case. He has only denied my statements with no explanation, and attacked my ability to present this case.

I would ask that you rule in favour of common sense and block the Speakers fraudulent vote.
 
After careful consideration, the Court is prepared to rule on the following objections:

Motion to Strike #1: The Plaintiff alleges that the Defence factually misrepresented the phrasing of previous acts surrounding the standing orders. The Court hereby accepts this motion in part, recognizing that the precise definition of the now-repealed law was that standing orders "are to be adopted upon the appointment of a new Speaker of the House."

Objection #1 and #2: The Plaintiff alleges that the Defence cannot speak to the thoughts and claims of the Parliament. While this would traditionally be clarified through witness testimonies, unfortunately the Court will rule on this matter now, given the expedited nature of the case. At this time, the Court hereby sustains the objections, recognizing that the Defence has failed to prove why legislative majorities would have certain intents.

Objection #3: The Plaintiff alleges that the Defence cannot speak to the thoughts and claims of the Parliament, while also suggesting that the Defence has factually misrepresented the law. The Court is prepared to overrule this objection, noting that the Defence has presented a legal argument in this remark, not a factual claim, partiuclarly on the phrase: "Previous parliaments did not have to repeal previous standing orders in order to pass new ones." Whether or not such argument is true is open for debate in this case.

The Defence, represented by @MilkCrack, has 48 hours to provide their opening statement.

Once both opening statements have been made, the Court will make a decision due to the expedited nature of this trial. That being said, if there is certain ambiguities that the Court seeks to clarify in either party's statement, I may ask some clarifying questions beforehand.
 
Motion to Reconsider (Objection #3)
Your honour, I hate to question your judgement, but the defence specifically stated that "[Parliament] recognised that previous standing orders do not transfer."

The previous law stated that the standing orders would be replaced at the election of a new Speaker, not the beginning of a new Parliament. Whilst the practise was to elect a new Speaker following an election, this was not a certainty and the law could have been changed to make the Speaker a semi-permanent role, in which case the standing orders as written would have remained in place as that was what the law stated.

As such, until such a time that a new Speaker was appointed following an election, the previous standing orders did in fact transfer. Whilst this was often only for a day, that is a crucially different affair to what the defence has claimed.

Additionally, the defence has stated that "this is because parliament recognised..." This is unquestionably hearsay. I will happily withdraw the objection should the defence provide proof gathered before the statement was made showing that he contacted the previous parliamentary members and asked for their motives, but if that cannot be provided then this claim must not be taken into consideration of your verdict.
 
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